#314 -(32/48)+
@Lounge Lizard: Smoko was demoted to Mute by Jon88!
Smoko: ;_;
Smoko: If Im muted, why does my text show?
YMIHere: It just shows it to yourself. Shhh.
Smoko: But yous ee it, so I musnt be muted.
Smoko stops talking so he doesnt get muted
Smoko: *see
YMIHere: Chatters uses the honor system, please don't talk until the unmute message show up.
Jon88: Yeah.
Jon88: Or else we'll have to kick you.
Jon88: And you better leave until the kick time runs out.
Jon88: Or then we'll have to ban you, and ask you nicely not to come back until the unban message shows up.

#339 -(22/32)+
Ben G: I had a nice quote about you, Flame Sage.
Ben G: It's gone now, though. It was pretty funny.
Crashed: I thought it was worth paging.
Ben G: Oh, good. Can I have it? I liked it.
Crashed: Click for my text window.

-->(7:32 pm) Flame Sage: "guyz i think i found a byond bug. the graphx arent working in linux and this must be a bug becuz everyone knows linux is better than windoze because windoze is for n00bs and if u dont know that your a n00b" -- Flame Sage

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

-->(7:32 pm) Crashed: "I like boys.

#352 -(21/35)+
@SighBot: Geniusdude89 has joined a depression.
Geniusdude89: hax?
Lummox JR: Genius my butt. Is 89 your IQ or something? What the frell is "hax?" supposed to mean?
Geniusdude89: bah i messed that up
Geniusdude89: it was supposed to be H@x
Lummox JR: Oh good, because that makes oodles more sense.
Geniusdude89: H@xx0rz
Lummox JR: Speak English, stupid.
Geniusdude89: Owned
Lummox JR: Are you trying to say something? Did Timmy fall in the well? Did he, girl?

#13 -(20/56)+
Volte plays with his privates.
Spuzzum: Make sure you train them in unarmed combat.
Spuzzum: After all, all they're doing is shooting blanks.
Spuzzum: Ooh, burn!
Fib Gibbley: Oh snap!
Volte: Meh. At least they know how to stand at attention.
Fib Gibbley: Oh counter snap!

#330 -(19/43)+
Dipsetjb: wut up
Elation: nothin'. You into cyber?
Elation: 'Cause I'm a horny 14 year old girl just raring to go...
Dipsetjb: u are a girl right
Elation: Yeah, I'm a girl. =)
Elation: That's why they call me Ela.
Dipsetjb: im 15 from worceter mass were u from
Elation: 14...from Worceter mass too! What a co incidence.
Elation: Hey baby, if you look on Chatters you can see I sent you a /tell message. If you type in /tell "Elation" then press enter, you can send private messages to me...we can chat and flirt in private baby...
Dipsetjb: sure u are i spelled worceter its worcester
Elation: Yeah, must have been a crazy typo...what a coincidence again! We're made for eachother, it's fate. Now get back onto Chatters and cyber sex me up *winks*
Dipsetjb: wut school u go to
Dipsetjb: how do u get on chatters
Elation: I've just moved into the area, and I don't know what school I'm going to go into, sweetie.
Elation: You're logged into Chatters right now. You've got a Dream Seeker window open on it. =/
Dipsetjb: how many more days of school
Elation: You were talking on it before, honey.
Elation: I don't know anything about your school system, baby...i've only just moved here.
Elation: Let's chat on Chatters, baby.
Elation: Unless you have AIM?
Dipsetjb: isnt chatters right out in the open were every one else is
Elation: If you type in /tell "Elation" then press enter, a prompt box will come up and you can private message me.
Elation: Go on to Chatters and observe. I will send you a message, and you will be able to click on my name to send a message back.

* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Hey baby, this is a /tell, a private message
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: like this
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Exactly like that, honey! =)
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: were did u learn to type so fast
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Touch typing...through practise...and lots of cyber sex. Want to cyber right here, right now?
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: wte
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Hm? I like you, you're cute.
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: when are u planing on starting
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Now =)
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: *I walk up to you slowly, my sexy body shifting about under my tight dress*
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: ya
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: What are you going to do to me when I walk over and reach you, baby?
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: pull u over to me in the chair i was sitting on and u sit on my lap and we start kissing
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: *I push back your hot, greasy hair and moan as I start to get hard*
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: dont u mean wet
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Oh...oh yeah, I mean wet...I'm getting wet...
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: oops
Elation tells Dipsetjb: *I reach down with my muscular arm and clench hold of the bulge in your pants with my hand*
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: yes then what
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: I slowly undo your flies, with the kind of natural repetition only another man would know of...
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: yes then what
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: I bend down, pulling your cock slightly too forcefully out of your pants. I stick it into my toothless, gummy mouth and suck...
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: then what
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: C'mon baby *brushes hair back* you do something to me...
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Bumfun isn't interesting with just one person...
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: but u were about suckl my cock
* Elation tell Dipsetjb: Well okay...let's do something along those lines...*I moan as you continue to suck my cock*
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Oh sorry, I meant, I suck your cock.
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: wut are u a fucking dude
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: No! I'm not...
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Well, not quite...
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: whats that suppost to mean
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: It meant nothing...I'm just trying to be sexy. Sorry, let's get back into it. *I undo my bra and let my bouncy boobs out for you*
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: C'mon baby...let's get our funk on.
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: i grasp ur hair pushing ur head into my croch repeadedlly makin u suck my cock\
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Oh...yeah...that's goo..go..gahah...I'm choking! I can't breathe!
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: breathe through ur nose bitch\
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Help me...perform the kiss of life on me...
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Kiss me to help me better!
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: i cant deal with this u suck at cybering im gunna go jerk
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: No wait please...
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: I can get better
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: You want me to change genders?
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: I can be the boy and you can be the girl instead if you want.
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: be a boy dumass i like getting my cock sucked u fucking heshe weirdo
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: i mean be a girl
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Dude, I'm no fucking heshe. I'm a proper boy, and I like my cock without breasts.
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: ur a fuckin dude
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: You're the one "fuckin a dude".
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: You gay cock-lover.
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: Don't you feel dirty?
* Dipsetjb tells Elation: can cyber pretend ur a girl sucking my cock so i can bust and go to sleep
* Elation tells Dipsetjb: ...erm...okay, this is getting a tad weird even for me...you're a fucking weirdo...
@NautiBot: Dipsetjb has quit Chatters.

Dipsetjb: BITCH
Elation: Owned.

#198 -(18/52)+
GoodDoggyTreat: I love her with all my <3.
Lummox JR: Less than three? Inches?

#182 -(16/54)+
Garthor: Just out of curiosity, Lummox.
Garthor: How much sex would I have to have with you to be unbanned?
Lummox JR: Quite a large negative amount, Garthor.

#305 -(14/22)+
Saiyaku: Do you people BYOND game make?
Mertek: Do you Saiyaku chatroom English speak?

#406 -(13/17)+
Mizar: CAN YOU NOT GRAMMAR?

#148 -(12/36)+
TrashHalo: was fable decent?
ManDroid13: Evil.
ManDroid13: I was pure Evil WAYYY before the end.
Tsurugi_Ryoku: Fable is very fun.
ManDroid13: Fable was excellent.
Tsurugi_Ryoku: But it's short.
Tsurugi_Ryoku: Short like Mertek's penis.
ManDroid13: It's not short if you take your time.
ManDroid13: ACK!
ManDroid13: I didn't just say that!

#309 -(12/26)+
Mertek: That sounds like a fun game.
Mertek: Like, a real survival game where you have to think about every single thing you do.
Mertek: Walk north.
Mertek: Breath.
Mertek: Search for berries.
Mertek: Breathe.
Mertek: Breathe.
@Lounge Lizard: Mertek has quit The Lounge.
@Lounge Lizard: Mertek was kicked by @Lounge Lizard!
AZA: Hah!
Aaiko: Hahaha!
Nyck: w00t what happened?
Aaiko: He forgot to breathe.

#430 -(12/16)+
popisfizzy: Why'd you make another chatroom?
Elation: :P
popisfizzy: I hate when you reply with smileys.
popisfizzy: That's why important people, like leaders of countries, don't use chatrooms.
popisfizzy: Advisor: "President, please. You can't detonate the nukes over Australia."
popisfizzy: President: ";)"

#337 -(11/15)+
Mertek: Having sex with a woman is similar to picking a lock. :|
Ben G: You can't do it?

#341 -(11/13)+
Mizar: I found a mouse that was in a coma.
Mizar: It was breathing, just not moving.
EzrahChan: in a coma?
Mizar: Yesh.
Nyck: Maybe it was SLEEPING.

#26 -(10/56)+
Ter13: I hate the chatters newbies
Ter13: what can I kill
Ter13: Can I level up?
Ter13: can I have GM?
Ter13: What? No PBAGS?
Cinnom: Woah, woah, hold a sec. You're trying to tell me I've been sitting in Chatters all this time, and it doesn't have pbags?
Cinnom: Fuck this, I'm outta here.
@LoungeLizard: Cinnom has quit Chatters.

#82 -(10/28)+
GoodDoggyTreat: She was yelling at me like it was nothing 5 minutes ago.
GoodDoggyTreat: And now she's all happy and nice.
GoodDoggyTreat: Ugh, I just want to hit her, but she's a girl.
AZA: Push her down the stairs
AZA: say it was an accident
Fib Gibbley: Poison her.
Mertek: Suffocate her with a plastic bag.
Cinnom: Stabbing and shooting are always open.

#124 -(10/36)+
KirbyDude: I forgot I was in chatters.
YMIHere is back from AFK after 1865 minutes of inactivity.
YMIHere: You forgot?
KirbyDude: 1865?!
KirbyDude: YOU forgot.

#241 -(10/10)+
@Lounge Lizard: SoraKu has joined The Lounge.
SoraKu: Crashed are you here?
Crashed: Yes.
@Lounge Lizard: SoraKu has quit The Lounge.
Crashed: ...

#325 -(10/20)+
Angel of Flames: I'm against homosexuals.
Elation: For how many hours a day are you "against" homosexuals? =D =D =D

#362 -(10/12)+
DeathAwaitsU EternalLifeAwaitsU
EternalLifeAwaitsU has left wiz_chat.
EternalLifeAwaitsU has left The Lounge.
splattergnome: You killed him!

#386 -(10/18)+
Lmw720: i'm from korean
Lmw720: not English..
Cheetoz: Do you play Gunz?
SuperAntx: i got banned
AZ0123: pwnt
Lmw720: not speak English
Lmw720: Me the sex it wants doing.
Cheetoz: ROFLMAO
Lmw720: Me the sex it wants doing.
Lmw720: Me the sex it wants doing.
AZ0123: haha
AZ0123: sex is fun
Lmw720: The sex which it spreads out it tried?
SuperAntx: ...wtf?
Cheetoz: LMFAO
AZ0123: yes, we have had sex
AZ0123: not with each other, though.
Lmw720: It is some flesh which it spreads out?
AZ0123: I ain't spreading anything for you. I don;t even know you!
Lmw720: AZ
AZ0123: <-- man
AZ0123: male
AZ0123: a dude
AZ0123: not woman
AZ0123: not sexy
Cheetoz: ...'
Lmw720: how old are you?
AZ0123: too old for you
Cheetoz: He wants you AZ!
Lmw720: AZ

#395 -(9/15)+
Darkdragon97: R any of u good at coding
Darkdragon97: i need a coder
Evi of au: Dark, no offence, but capitalizing "R" at the beginning of a sentence like that kind of defeats the purpose.

#188 -(8/20)+
DarkView: All my years of hard work have finally paid off.
HavenMaster: Did you nail Jermman, DarkView?
DarkView: Nah, we just fooled around.
HavenMaster: Heh.
DarkView: Oh you mean on the forum. Nah, I'm not a forum mod.

#294 -(8/22)+
Leo Hack: Any1 wanna play zelda online?
Leo Hack: Some1 wanna play zelda online?
Leo Hack: Any1?
HavenMaster: I will, Leo.
HavenMaster: I'll meet you there.
Leo Hack: Ok!
Leo Hack: Ill make a server
HavenMaster: Okay. Leave Chatters first so it doesn't lag.
@Lounge Lizard: Leo Hack has quit Chatters.
HavenMaster: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to get rid of an annoying newbie with class.
HavenMaster: Any questions?
--five minutes later--
@Lounge Lizard: Leo Hack has joined The Lounge.
Leo Hack: HM i thought u were on zelda
HavenMaster: I am. It's lagging up.
HavenMaster: Leave Chatters.
Leo Hack: ok HM
HavenMaster: Don't come back either. My char freezes.
HavenMaster: Hurry!
@Lounge Lizard: Leo Hack has quit Chatters.
HavenMaster: Is any further proof needed that I am indeed god?

#316 -(8/20)+
Radioactive Monkey: @Lounge Lizard: I lick Mertek's huge throbbing cock has joined The Lounge.
Artekia: Howdy, I lick Mertek's huge throbbing cock!
Radioactive Monkey: Bwhahah!
Jon88: HAH!