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#263 -(-4/6)+
Kusanagi: Just save pills for when you don't need them that day
Kusanagi: You can sell them at school
Kusanagi: Man, I'm a bad influence.

#411 -(1/0)+
Weed Vines: Watching sports is gay.
Lummox JR: Unless it's wrestling, no.
ZeroCrash: I second what Lummox said.
Radioactive Gorilla: I don't watch Football really.
Radioactive Gorilla: I watch some plays.
Radioactive Gorilla: I liked Chad Johnson this season though.
Lummox JR: Okay, maybe Weed Vines has something there.

#290 -(3/0)+
GoodDoggyTreat: /join Orgy for an orgy!
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@Lounge Lizard: Elation has quit The Lounge.
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@Lounge Lizard: Mertek has quit The Lounge.
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#337 -(11/0)+
Mertek: Having sex with a woman is similar to picking a lock. :|
Ben G: You can't do it?

#450 -(1/0)+
Ben G has joined The Lounge.
Ben G: rargh rage
Ben G: rage
Ben G: rage
Ben G: angst
Ben G has left The Lounge.
Ben G has left wiz_chat.
Evi of au has returned from AFK.
Evi of au: joy

#159 -(4/0)+
OneFishDown: yeah HM is like hitler, except some people liked hitler

#353 -(3/0)+
Garthor: I see people with names like HotChick90210 and it makes me angry.
Garthor: I tear off my shirt and think green thoughts, but I never turn into the Hulk, though.

#32 -(0/0)+
Lummox JR: Albeit better than what I'm making now.
Zaltron: Albeit?
2 entrys found for albeit.
First definition found:
Even though; although; notwithstanding: clear albeit cold weather.
Fib Gibbley: Albeit Albeit Albeit that's all folks.

#73 -(4/0)+
Shades: But I was looking at them, and Im like, draz Chou are cute.
Shades: And I like the out cum
Lummox JR: Whoa! Bad typo!

#498 -(0/0)+
Koil: Tomorrow I get high speed internet ALL FUCKING DAY.
Yammen: :d
Yammen: Why?
Thief Jack: I want Verizion FiOS.
SpikeNeedle: HOLY SHIT KOIL
Vexonater: Geez
SpikeNeedle: What are you going to download?
Vexonater: Genesis sucks terribly
The Original Name: Yammen do you also put porno on your Xbox
Koil: Me and my sisterr-in-law are going to my ex-sister-in-laws house.
Thief Jack: Porn.
Yammen: porn
SpikeNeedle: High quality pr0nz?
Koil: Porn.

#150 -(2/0)+
VDZ: I want a command that automaticly activates every 15 minutes that gives a random chatter that's online a random punishment
HavenMaster: /nadrew , VDZ.

#506 -(0/0)+
SpikeNeedle: I wish I had gotten the video podcast for the h.264 stuff.
SpikeNeedle: It turns out a lot of my porn is h.264 quality.
Nishiatsu: i got that
Nishiatsu: >_>?
SpikeNeedle: I have to convert them to fit on my media player.
SpikeNeedle: What?
SpikeNeedle: Hey, if I want to jack off in the subway, it's available.
SpikeNeedle: Maybe school or something.
SpikeNeedle: You have to think ahead, Nish.
SpikeNeedle: Sheesh.
Mikau: The term was "smoking in the boys room" Spike.
Mikau: Not "jerking in the boys room.
SpikeNeedle: Whatever, same thing.

#298 -(1/0)+
Xeal: I'm a necrophiliac
Heretik: Your hand died?
Dession: BURN
Dession: BURN
Dession: BURN
AZA: HAH!

#66 -(4/0)+
splattergnome: LET'S STRIP!
ZeroCrash: Hi, splatty.
Zaole: OK!
Repiv strips.
Zaole: Wait, Splats a guy
splattergnome: Let us wave our tentacles all about!
Zaole: Nevermind
ZeroCrash looks nervous.
splattergnome: ... not a guy. A confused nautilus. >_>

#334 -(1/0)+
EzrahChan: having facial hair is strange >.<
Airjoe: but.. you're a furry...

#251 -(4/0)+
splattergnome: No more splatty.
digitalmouse: but why?
YMIHere: Why no more splatty?
Crashed: Splat's going to america.
digitalmouse: again?
Crashed: He's off to sleep with american girls, again.
Crashed: "Everyone needs a tentacle job." says splattergnome.
Crashed: He creeps in girl's pubic hairs, like crabs.
Crashed: When you least expect it, triple orgasm.
Crashed: TRIPLE ORGASM!!!! WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT TOO! That's where he's going.
Crashed: You don't get better than triple orgasm, though.
Crashed: If you do, you're dreaming.
Crashed: Splat? =/
KirbyDude: I hope to god that's not a sound effect...

#12 -(3/0)+
Hanns falls.
Spuzzum: Stop doing that.
Hanns: Stop doing what?
Spuzzum: Falling. You're making me self-conscious about my verticality.
Hanns falls up.
Spuzzum: Now you're making me skeptical about the laws of gravity.
Hanns lands on Spuzzum?
Spuzzum: Now you're just weirding me out.
Spuzzum pushes Hanns off.

#371 -(4/0)+
Cheetoz: Juelz Santana > Paul Wall
Ben G: * > rap
Vortezz: Not rap > rap
Ben G: typesof(/music) - rap > rap
Ben G: Compile Time Error: Rap not found in typesof /music
Vortezz: HAH
Ben G: :(

#386 -(10/0)+
Lmw720: i'm from korean
Lmw720: not English..
Cheetoz: Do you play Gunz?
SuperAntx: i got banned
AZ0123: pwnt
Lmw720: not speak English
Lmw720: Me the sex it wants doing.
Cheetoz: ROFLMAO
Lmw720: Me the sex it wants doing.
Lmw720: Me the sex it wants doing.
AZ0123: haha
AZ0123: sex is fun
Lmw720: The sex which it spreads out it tried?
SuperAntx: ...wtf?
Cheetoz: LMFAO
AZ0123: yes, we have had sex
AZ0123: not with each other, though.
Lmw720: It is some flesh which it spreads out?
AZ0123: I ain't spreading anything for you. I don;t even know you!
Lmw720: AZ
AZ0123: <-- man
AZ0123: male
AZ0123: a dude
AZ0123: not woman
AZ0123: not sexy
Cheetoz: ...'
Lmw720: how old are you?
AZ0123: too old for you
Cheetoz: He wants you AZ!
Lmw720: AZ

#468 -(0/0)+
Renton11: why work that way now? why not we work in force fields?but when we time tavle we coudl go into the ghost realm.oh demon realm.so do we tiem tavle and rip teh space time thing and make demon/ghost/beast oh coem to earth?so what do you gusy think have monster oh have force field and defense type thng oh havign time travle?

Elation: Inbreeding: Just say no!

#433 -(4/0)+
Ben G: I'm so good at moderating BBash.
Ben G: There were like 15 new quotes.
Ben G: I didn't read any of them.
Ben G: I deleted the ones that were too long and approved the rest.

#463 -(1/0)+
SuperAntx: Got a letter from the bank! Ending Balance: $7.68
SuperAntx: Oh boy!
Rugg: you're moving up

#495 -(0/0)+
SpikeNeedle: vvv STUPID
DivineTraveller: ^moron
Vexonater: ^ fag v queer
SpikeNeedle: ^ freak
Vexonater: lulz
DivineTraveller: v whoer
DivineTraveller: re
DivineTraveller: fuck

#352 -(21/0)+
@SighBot: Geniusdude89 has joined a depression.
Geniusdude89: hax?
Lummox JR: Genius my butt. Is 89 your IQ or something? What the frell is "hax?" supposed to mean?
Geniusdude89: bah i messed that up
Geniusdude89: it was supposed to be H@x
Lummox JR: Oh good, because that makes oodles more sense.
Geniusdude89: H@xx0rz
Lummox JR: Speak English, stupid.
Geniusdude89: Owned
Lummox JR: Are you trying to say something? Did Timmy fall in the well? Did he, girl?

#1 -(2/0)+
Spuzzum: I don't think I've ever more viciously attacked a helpless pack of starburst.

#127 -(6/0)+
Mertek: Pointing out the shortcomings of others is always fun.
YMIHere points at Mertek's crotch.
YMIHere: Not that I know from experience or anything. ¬.¬
digitalmouse: uh huh
YMIHere: He drugged me. =(
ZeroCrash: For Christ's sake, Fisher! The mission is over!
YMIHere: ¬.¬
YMIHere: Am I missing something?
ZeroCrash: Indeed.
Mertek points at YMI's crotch.

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