#376 -(5/7)+
Vortezz: I've got 4 feet hanging down my leg.
Ryne Rekab: i'm sitting on 6.9 inches
Airjoe: Sitting on it?
Airjoe: WTF?
Artekia: Hehe
Airjoe: GET OFF
Airjoe: YOU BASTARD

#394 -(4/8)+
Solbadguy500: so I was playin dis rlly gr8 dbz game wher i was like ssj32412432141234212342 with uber pl liek 100 trillion lolz
@BeerMaid: Man_Tits has quit Converse.
Solbadguy500: wati man tits, he was the guy who shades banned from elysium lol, I remember that a while ago, he complained a lot about it too
Solbadguy500: wow, long silence
@BeerMaid: Solbadguy500 has quit Converse.
Lummox JR: So like, does anyone else have dibs to hit Sol there with a stick?

#15 -(5/23)+
HavenMaster notes that Volte is ignoring him for disliking interracial couples.
Tom: I'm currently involved with a black woman, HavenMaster. Do you have a problem with that?
HavenMaster: Of course not!
Tom: Good, because I was kidding. ;-)
HavenMaster: So was I. :-P

#54 -(-2/4)+
[07 Apr 19:58] Volte: /tell "hanns" "Yeah, you can be a UOP. Just send 'imauop' 5 times to the chat, and it'll promote you
[07 Apr 19:58] K'ros Scryrd: imauop
[07 Apr 19:58] K'ros Scryrd: imauop
[07 Apr 19:58] K'ros Scryrd: imauop
[07 Apr 19:58] @LoungeLizard: K'ros Scryrd has quit The Lounge.
[07 Apr 19:58] @LoungeLizard: K'ros Scryrd was kicked by @LoungeLizard!

#62 -(2/22)+
HavenMaster: It's been so long, the posts just kind of run together.
HavenMaster: That, or I'm losing my mind.
Gughunter: The two aren't mutually exclusive!
HavenMaster: Good point. Maybe I'm in a padded room with my head in my lap imagining this whole conversation.
Gughunter: If it's any consolation, I'm imagining the same conversation.
HavenMaster: Maybe we're in the same ward!
HavenMaster: I think it's snack time soon.
Gughunter: Hooray!

#109 -(2/2)+
Alathon: Im a 60 year old dwarf nymphomaniac who lives in Hawaii, preaching young tourists into having no-strings sex with me on the corner of the local hoola bar, while drugging them with Prozac and Dematrol.

#347 -(7/9)+
Fib Gibbley: Lummox do you like beer :|
Lummox JR: I don't drink, Fib.
Fib Gibbley: Ok. :(
Lummox JR: However I suspect long enough in this community and that's subject to change.

#51 -(-1/3)+
Nyck is now AFK [xx] Reason: I am trying to find the cure for the common code.
GoodDoggyTreat: He'll never find it, he's been searching most of his life.
Nadrew cures the common code.
Nadrew: That wasn't too bad.
GoodDoggyTreat: Ahah!
GoodDoggyTreat: Too bad Nyck couldn't do it.
Nadrew: Because he doesn't know enough.
GoodDoggyTreat: Apparently.

#326 -(2/8)+
Zaltron: I know how to drive Fib crazy.
Artekia: Insult fig newtons?
Artekia: ¬.¬
Zaltron: No, post this site: http://fibbles.net/
Artekia: What the hell
@Lounge Lizard: Aaiko has quit Chatters.
@Lounge Lizard: Aaiko has joined The Lounge.
Artekia: Thats really scary
Aaiko: Dang internet.
Artekia: who made that
Xooxer: Al Gore
Artekia: Sweet
Aaiko: Hahaha!

#189 -(-2/8)+
HavenMaster: You got pwned because you're stupid.
OneFishDown: you can't HM, slavery is illegal now
HavenMaster: But he's black, so that makes it okay.
HavenMaster: Duh.
Chwgt: Uh, what if your religion is slavery..
HavenMaster: Then you're white.

#305 -(14/22)+
Saiyaku: Do you people BYOND game make?
Mertek: Do you Saiyaku chatroom English speak?

#523 -(0/0)+
Kenruler: OH GOD I'M THE PSYCHO.
Kenruler: I shot Kenny
Kenruler: save him for a win, BG
That Guy: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY
Kenruler: I sure did
Kenny has committed suicide.

#175 -(5/9)+
Wizkidd0123: Question: is it possible for a non-infinite loop to go on infinitely>
Wizkidd0123: Wait. I just answered that
Garthor: By definition, no.
Crashed: Wow, I see why I left.
Garthor: Because nobody likes you?

#78 -(-5/5)+
Ter13: Yo mama so ugly, she had to knock you out to breastfeed you...
Shades: breast feed isnt it?
Phreak1234: If you were unconcious, you could not feed off of her breasts.
Ter13: shhhhh....
Shades: I like breasts and feeding, doing both at once just saves time.
IvoryWizard: I like touching breasts while eating a hungry man.

#293 -(6/14)+
Roten910: can anybody here write code in c++
Elation: Roten, I can.
Roten910: you can
Elation: Yes?
Elation: Moron.
Roten910: can you teach me?
Crashed: :/
Elation: Yeah
Elation: Okay
Roten910: you will??
Roten910: Thankls
Elation: I uploaded my new lesson to Chatters. Press ctrl and type out Lesson 1 to access it.
@Lounge Lizard: Roten910 has quit Chatters.
Elation: ¬_¬
DeathAwaitsU: Rofl
Elation: The first lesson was on gullibility.

#379 -(6/8)+
Zaltron: I read your thing wrong :P
Zaltron: * Volte can make his own ringtones. I thought ringtones said religion :P
Dever: haha
The Naked Ninja: I can make my own religion.
Lummox JR: Ah. And are you a monophonist or a polyphonist, Zaltron?
Volte: Ah, Zaltron.
Zaltron: mono... only one wife for me ;)
Zaltron: I hope that wasn't a trick...
* Lummox JR slaps his forehead and sighs.

#282 -(3/5)+
GD_Addy: Jon it uses a parsing proc and has a format it must follow..
GD_Addy: Jon,*
Jon88: Okay, now people are correcting themselves for missing punctuation.
Jon88: Velcome to grammar nazi lounge! Heil!

#415 -(5/9)+
Jjs3 jamie shouts: can anyone code
Qui Gong shouts: depends in what language..
Jjs3 jamie shouts: english
Qui Gong shouts: LOL im talking about programming language ;p
Jjs3 jamie shouts: can anyone code in english

#341 -(11/13)+
Mizar: I found a mouse that was in a coma.
Mizar: It was breathing, just not moving.
EzrahChan: in a coma?
Mizar: Yesh.
Nyck: Maybe it was SLEEPING.

#126 -(-1/7)+
Obiere: i cant wait until im an ancient
Obiere: then ill be cool
Lummox JR: Sorry to dissapoint you, Obiere, but new research has shown that people who don't use apostrophes seldom live past 23.

#510 -(0/0)+
[01:36:06] Mikau: Maybe I'll try recording again.
[01:36:12] Mikau: and just ignore the fact that I think I sound funny.
[01:36:47] IcewarriorX: I used to say that until I realized you didn't have palsy.

#86 -(1/3)+
@MZ-Bot: The Conjuror has joined MazTekia.
Zi humps Mertek.
The Conjuror: Bad time to log in?

#74 -(-1/3)+
Shades: I was wondering, it said hub clean up, does that also include the dragonball z games still using zeta icons and stuff? or you still leaving that in FanGames.DBZ
Zi: FanGames.DBZ.ZetaRips?
ES Gaming Enterprises: mine is not a zeta rip, my friend
ES Gaming Enterprises: the only zeta i use are S_damage - Character Creation - and icons

#457 -(-1/3)+
Danj99: elation says she will be the next Mummox JR
Danj99: what does that mean?
Lummox JR: It means you suck at telling boys from girls.

#298 -(1/9)+
Xeal: I'm a necrophiliac
Heretik: Your hand died?
Dession: BURN
Dession: BURN
Dession: BURN
AZA: HAH!

#213 -(0/8)+
Jon88 blurts out http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx whilst laughing insanely.
Mertek: "Key points for learning leetspeek"
Mertek: AHAHAHA
Mertek: Now Microsoft has gotten in on the whole l33tspeak.
Mertek: Teaching it to children.
Thorg: W4r3z would j00 liek to g0 todehy?
Mertek: HAHA