#1 -(2/10)+
Spuzzum: I don't think I've ever more viciously attacked a helpless pack of starburst.

#2 -(-2/8)+
GoodDoggyTreat: Returns, he who shall be devoured by all canines! ...Me of course.
Cinnom: Oh, thought you were talking about me. Phew.

#3 -(-2/12)+
Data-Con: People my age are having sex.
Mertek: Holy shit, if 13 year olds are fucking, I better get laid quick!

#4 -(3/11)+
Mertek: Why did you censor fucking and shit?
HavenMaster: Should I uncensor them?
Mertek: Yeah. Adding asterisks is like wearing a condom. It doesn't protect anyone and just feels awkward.

#5 -(2/14)+
Mertek: Today in school, we were talking about addictions and their effects on people... and someone brought up porn.
Mertek: Someone blurted out that the only thing bad that could come out of it was a cramped hand.
Mertek: Then I said that it wasn't so much the hand as much as the upper arm muscles.
Mertek: And everyone went, "Eww..."

#6 -(4/14)+
Mertek: Hm. Dad came into my room, so I had to turn off my music or else he'd think I was a pussy.
HavenMaster: You are a pussy.
Mertek: Shh, don't let him find out!

#7 -(-2/10)+
Volte: HavenMaster
Mertek: Isn't here.
Volte: I knew that.

#8 -(4/14)+
Fib Gibbley: Guess what kind of game I'm making.
Mertek: Porn.
GoodDoggyTreat: Porn.
Repiv: porn
Mertek: Wait, this is Fib we're talking about here.
Mertek: Gay porn.

#9 -(5/9)+
AZA: Whats going on? Who needs my infinate knowledge?
Data-Con: You spelled infinite wrong.

#10 -(2/6)+
splattergnome: I can't write much... this keyboard is so sticky that I can't even use the right-shift.
HavenMaster: So sticky from what, exactly?
splattergnome: <.<

#11 -(2/6)+
Xooxer: The hostmachine is Dantoms
Xooxer: so, if anyone is to blame for having sex on it, it would be Tom
Maz: With Dan?!
Xooxer: Only if Tom is into Necro

#12 -(3/9)+
Hanns falls.
Spuzzum: Stop doing that.
Hanns: Stop doing what?
Spuzzum: Falling. You're making me self-conscious about my verticality.
Hanns falls up.
Spuzzum: Now you're making me skeptical about the laws of gravity.
Hanns lands on Spuzzum?
Spuzzum: Now you're just weirding me out.
Spuzzum pushes Hanns off.

#13 -(20/56)+
Volte plays with his privates.
Spuzzum: Make sure you train them in unarmed combat.
Spuzzum: After all, all they're doing is shooting blanks.
Spuzzum: Ooh, burn!
Fib Gibbley: Oh snap!
Volte: Meh. At least they know how to stand at attention.
Fib Gibbley: Oh counter snap!

#14 -(4/8)+
GoodDoggyTreat: You are lonely.
Spuzzum: I am not.
Dark Weasel: he's talkin bout me
Spuzzum: I have a WinAmp here with beautiful skin and a ton of buttons that I know how to push just right.
Spuzzum: ...Now's the time that everyone's supposed to laugh so I don't feel uncomfortable.

#15 -(5/23)+
HavenMaster notes that Volte is ignoring him for disliking interracial couples.
Tom: I'm currently involved with a black woman, HavenMaster. Do you have a problem with that?
HavenMaster: Of course not!
Tom: Good, because I was kidding. ;-)
HavenMaster: So was I. :-P

#16 -(0/4)+
Loduwijk: The key to being happy is to avoid anything to do with these three words: irrelevent, irrational and unreasonable.
Spuzzum: The key to being happy is matched to the lock on a chastity belt.

#17 -(4/6)+
Spuzzum goes back to staring at naked pictures of OpenGL.
DarkView: Hot stuff.
Spuzzum: Whoa, are they *allowed* to show a framebuffer?

#18 -(1/7)+
Crashed gives Mertek a candy
Mertek: Yay, maybe I can get a little kid with this! I can sex it up, and then trade it back for money! What a profitable business!

#19 -(5/17)+
splattergnome: But I don't want to cheat on my two girlfriends.

#20 -(4/6)+
Crashed: ..
Theodis: A period is a single dot and an elipsis is three. Pick one and go with it.

#21 -(3/5)+
Volte: Hey, I know a joke.
Volte: His name is Crashed.
Crashed: You're ignored for that
Crashed: Damn UBER OPS!
Crashed: But Volte isn't UBER!
Volte: I'm demiGOD.
Crashed: My penis can knock you out in 1 blow.
Volte: Sounds like you have experience in the area of penises and blowing.
Crashed: ..

#22 -(4/8)+
Crashed: |----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Mertek: Dude, you do know that distances on monitors are relative?
Mertek: What's two inches to you is 6 inches to me. That counts in other areas, too.

#23 -(0/6)+
Data-Con: Fee Fi Fo Fum?
Mechanios: I smell the blood of a dumbass?
Mechanios: thats what i'd be saying if I was a giant
Mertek: Fe fi fo fum, Crashed likes it up the bum.

#24 -(2/6)+
HavenMaster: Is that really her, Mertek?
Crashed: if(ReallyHer); Block()
Crashed: else if(!ReallyHer); Rape()
Crashed: Life is all about if() statements
HavenMaster: Don't need the semi-colon.
Crashed: See, that way you can tell my life is fucked up

#25 -(2/6)+
Omega : I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm loosing control, for the power, your supply, it's electrifying.
Omega : You better shape up, cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you, you better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true
Omega : You're the one that I want, you are the one that, oh oh oh baby
GoodDoggyTreat : This is the world, AFTER roaches take over.